So yesterday Jack Sparrow..oh sorry, I mean 'captain' Jack Sparrow and I, were cruising through NY, just hanging out when all of a sudden, we get pulled over. So Im like 'ugh Jack, put your seat belt on' and he goes 'come on now mate, what goods a seat belt, if the seat belt..isn't attached to the seat'.
So while Im there scratching my head tryna figure that out, this cop comes to the window and he's all like 'license and registrations' and what not. Then out of nowhere Jack jumps out the car and start racing down the street, so Im like 'nooo what are you doing' hes all like 'there be no rum in the brigs matey' So Jack is out there running around in NY and he has my house keys so I cant get home until I find him...see this is why..THIS IS WHY!
