
So Im walking on 4th ave, its like 2 in the morning when all of a sudden, Umbrella corporation comes out of no where and their all like 'dont move, your coming with us' so Im all like 'the hell I am' so I start running and then mad zombies come out of nowhere and Im all like 'ahhhhh zombie invasion, I knew this day would come' but good thing I had my zombie survival manual. So I called for a time out and consulted with chapter 2, but oh no, chapter 2 had cheese stains so I couldnt read it, I knew that double dish pizza would come back and haunt me. So I start running and umbrella corp is chasing me and my stomach begins to tighten, so I lose them by running into a mall. But then the worst thing happens....