Breaking news...Hi Im Ted Burtmen...
Coming to you live from outside the white house where it seems the president has just appointed the Cookie monster as 'Executive director' of all cookie companies/industries such as Oreos and Chips Ahoy.
Apparently this all could have been avoided, were getting breaking news saying...Lauren was suppose to stop this appointment but failed to show up at the meeting which ultimately led to this recent development. One can only wonder what this will mean for consumers as well as the overall production of cookies within the U.S. Lawmakers in Washington are asking for Lauren's resignation and riots have broken out all over the country
, police are dispatching several divisions to protect Lauren despite the nations outburst and directed rage towards her and her staff....when asked for her comment she replied 'Whats there to say...whats done is done' tragic..yet true....we'll keep you posted, this is Ted Burtmen channel -9 news..
